- anyone who want to share their noodles i'm a salad shirt
Haha... you thought Googling strangers would yield free salad for you?
- boyfriend cross dress halloween
I'm trying to find any parallel here... and I think I remember posting myself as Joe Dirt and explaining to you all that I am not a
regular cross-dresser. Ah, but the whole boyfriend thing?
- comedy blog
It's usually anything but that, sadly.
- god needed help from angels, really, i'm lmao
Eek. Don't know what else to say about this one. BLM? :(
- hot dog cutter seen on david letterman
So I'm not the only one who found this amusing, huh?
- husband cuts my hair
N-E-V-E-R. I may be cheap, but I am not allowing my husband near me with scissors. ;)
- i'm 5 and i'm home alone
Pretty impressive use of contractions for being a 5yo. But still a bit weird/scary/strange.
- my husband decided that my hair is too long
- when were jeans worn first in new zealand
- this is a real love baby this is the love that makes me say yes
p.s. My husband loves that sugary cereal. Me, notsomuch. I'll stick with my Multigrain Cheerios, Chex, and Kix.