Google Analytics Keywords Installment #2

I don't check it all that often, but when I do, I'm thoroughly entertained what people type into their Google searches, and even more amazed that they land on my page because of it! Here are some of the latest:

•  anyone who want to share their noodles i'm a salad shirt

Haha... you thought Googling strangers would yield free salad for you? 

• boyfriend cross dress halloween

I'm trying to find any parallel here... and I think I remember posting myself as Joe Dirt and explaining to you all that I am not a regular cross-dresser. Ah, but the whole boyfriend thing? 

• comedy blog

It's usually anything but that, sadly.

• god needed help from angels, really, i'm lmao

Eek. Don't know what else to say about this one. BLM? :(

• hot dog cutter seen on david letterman

So I'm not the only one who found this amusing, huh?

• husband cuts my hair

N-E-V-E-R. I may be cheap, but I am not allowing my husband near me with scissors. ;)

• i'm 5 and i'm home alone

Pretty impressive use of contractions for being a 5yo. But still a bit weird/scary/strange. 

• my husband decided that my hair is too long

Your husband makes decisions about when you should cut your hair? Hmm... sounds like a 50/50 relationship to me... notsomuch.

• when were jeans worn first in new zealand

Hate to break it to them, but I'm pretty sure they don't have record of such "monumental" occasions in NZ history. But I could be wrong...

• this is a real love baby this is the love that makes me say yes

Butchered Taylor Swift song, I do believe.

p.s. My husband loves that sugary cereal. Me, notsomuch. I'll stick with my Multigrain Cheerios, Chex, and Kix.